Sunday, September 10, 2006


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Bring on Cleveland. Professional football failed there once, and the original Browns are gone forever. The fake new Browns are proving the point that Cleveland doesn't deserve professional football.

Be on the lookout for Browns fans trying to invade the Jungle. You can usually spot them by their lack of personal hygiene. Also be on the lookout for Harold Cleveland. You can usually spot him by the fact that 60% of the federal funds allocated to his organization never make it out of his office.

Down with Cleveland!


Anonymous Carstairs said...

Mr. Dallory! You're back! Woo Hoo! Oh,happy day!

So love the scoreboard, you rock!

Who Dey Baby!

6:49 PM  
Blogger Male Dallory said...

I have mad photoshop skilz. Talk about seemless integration. I bet nobody can even guess the part of the picture that was touched up.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now......learn Google cache like the Dean does so you can access the old CilyLink stories.

8:18 PM  
Blogger Male Dallory said...

That wasn't me. I know all about Google cache. Deep Throat is a poor substitute for the real thing.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Mina said...

Mr. Dallory, you are a nut case, albeit a very talented and entertaining one.

10:13 PM  
Blogger Deep Throat said...

That trash talking nasty clown doesn't have my street cred. I have seen better photoshop for a 10 year old. The only saving grace is that you have Dale looking like he is going to hit a crack pipe in the lower right hand corner. What a pose.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Carstairs said...

Mr. Dallory, It's even better the second time around! You're the greatest!!!

Who Dey Baby!

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Junebug officailly closed.
But why??????
Tot Lot drug cartel out of jail and primed to take revenge on JB and D4S. Those 2 put them away to get West End drug market to themselves.
Kabaka's 2 sons out of jail, swearing revenge on JB.
The EZ gig is played out.
or all of the above.
JB......cut your ponytail braid, buy some sox, wear shades and a hat. Hide in Florida.
tick, tick, tick......they are going to get you.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Mina said...

Junebugs officially closed? Somebody post a picture, pleez! I bet the loan for that building will never be paid now! Well, at least maybe, that particular gravy train has jumped the tracks. Anybody know the names of any of those famous big-time(LOL)drug dealers from the Tot Lot Posse? I like to look them up in the DRC database just to keep an eye out. I looked up Kabaka's sons, they still have a little time, I can't wait to see if JB really moves to FL. If not to FL, I bet he goes somewhere, maybe Detroit. This all sucks to high heaven. It would be nice if a viable, functional, totally legit business ended up in that location. I wish I had a business plan in my back pocket. Does Mrs. Hale have a campaign headquarters?

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sing like a canary about the Mallory Mafia and go into a witness protection program.
Love and Down low kisses,
Sammy "the Bull" Gravano

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why Dale's in hiding.
His beat up black Altima hooptie is no longer parked in front of the Dayton St house his mommie let him live in.
Is he in Anna's (2nd wife) crack house. Out with ex-girlfriend JJ?
Or hiding under Tina Turner's one wants to go there.
Maybe in 3M's closet. Scottie's guarding that one.
Dale is harder to find than Ben-Laden.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Nate Livingston said...

JuneBugs isn't closed, this is just another white lie. Can't a guy get a vacation without you Mallory haters making it some conspiracy? I guess the hate Mallory crowd doesn't like black owned businesess.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Carstairs said...

Mina, I put the Tot Lot Players out on the Open Thread. Don't bother with the DRC. Those boys are in Federal Penetentaries. Their release dates are also posted.

"Can't a guy get a vacation without you Mallory haters making it some conspiracy?"

Nate, that fatso is always on vacation. And we don't appreciate your racial inferences. We know you'd like to see all white people dead, along with other colors who do the right thing.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Male Dallory said...

Boy was my photoshop picture sad. I actually feel worse for the people who enjoyed it. Looking back on this regrettable episode, we all need to get out more often.

2:30 AM  

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