Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Copyright Violations Scandal Rocks Impeach Mallory Blog!!!!

Here at the Impeach Mallory blog we pride ourselves on three things:

() Our integrity
() The factual veracity of our assertions
() Our ability to consume copious amounts of intoxicating beverages

It has come to our attention that crewmember Deepthroat has committed a serious transgression in our code of conduct. We were informed last night by an Enquirer attorney that Deepthroat had violated copyright laws. Personally, I was aghast.

The issues at hand were two:

1) You simply can’t reprint full articles from the Cincinnati Enquirer (it is copyrighted material). Property rights and all.

2) You especially can’t reprint those articles and do things like substitute the word “bum” for the word homeless, or even go as far as to invent quotes from Mark Stecher, the arrogant prick who wasn’t even in the original article.

As an act of contrition for these violations, we have suspended Deepthroat without pay for a day, which ends at midnight tonight. We have also offered up apologies to Dan Klepal, The Enquirer, and the Vatican. And if something like this ever happens again, I pledge to explode in a hyperbolic fit of mock outrage that has seldom been seen on the World Wide Web.

We take a serious pride in the fact that we are the world wide leader in Mallory Impeachment News. For the Mallory-impeaching news-gathering masses, this site offers of a veritable cornucopia of useful information.

The hit counter reports that we even have people from Gdańsk checking in. Just a couple of decades ago, these people were mired behind the Iron Curtain, forced into the brutal conditions of winter in communist northern Poland on the Baltic Sea. Long since then the wall has fell, and that taste of freedom has led them (somehow inadvertently) to the Impeach Mallory Blog. We can’t let them down. In a way I would like to think the future of the entire free world depends upon this blog’s survival.

I would also like to thank my good friend Nate Livingston for finally linking to this site. As long as you get the name right Nate, we don’t care what you say about us.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's promote the fact that the City Hall shooter is a Dale appointee to the Empowerment Zone. Howard Beatty then hires Dale as a consultant!!!
Dale is hanging with a bunch of crooks, crackheads and murderers.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice apology. Displays your professionalism & your quest for honesty, truth, & straight facts. This is unlike some of the racist flim-flam blogs who rip off stories from the media, but each other & spin the story into psycho-babble.

Say, that's tremendous that the folks from Poland & elsewhere are plugging in! I know they value their freedom just as much as we!

Oh, you know N8 just can't stay away from this blog. Which makes you wonder just how much work is getting done at the Lawson law offices, housed in a White-owned building.

The chimp made front & center at City Hall to give his take on the crime scene. Other folks were on the clock & working.

Despite this little "media jam", you will continue in prosperity, bringing only the finest in truthful reporting & careful, substantiated research to support the fact findings.

I dare say, this is probably the only local blog that has claimed international attention. Such an achievement it is!

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's no longer Dale4Sale. It is now Dale is Done.

Just sit back & watch.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Deep Throat said...

I am innocent. The man is trying to keep me down.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dale's support of CityLink is "self defense"
-Ken Lawson

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Milhaus said...

Love the picture of Dick Nixon. What a winning smile.

Ken Lawson's defense is something. Howard Beatty drove up, got out of his car and shot a man multiple times, got back in his car and sped away yelling YEEHAW!.

And this was all in self defense.

Ken Lawson is brilliant.

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew Dick Nixon, Dick Nixon was a friend of mine, Dick Nixon and I worked together to get a laundry in Laurel Homes, and you Dale 4 Sale are no Dick Nixon.

Shirley Ann Colbert
1990 Woman of the Year

7:09 PM  
Anonymous nate livingston said...

I hate White people.

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really shouldn't just reprint articles on this blog, like what you did to the Whistleblower and The Cincinnati Dealer. Copying two paragraphs as an excerpt is okay, but leave a link to the original source.

5:54 AM  
Blogger Male Dallory said...

We left a link to the Dealer and Whistleblower on those posts. We also listed the Whistleblower among the links, and we should do the same for the Dealer.

If people like those pieces maybe they will check out those sites for more stories. We contacted the Whistleblower when we did it and told them what we were reprinting. They responded by linking to this blog in one of their newsletters. I do not know if we contacted the Dealer. Sometimes those things get lost in the shuffle, and we apologize.

I don't think that those particular sites have a problem w/ it. I do need to make sure going forward that the whole crew knows the rules. We are new at blogging.

7:56 AM  

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